Burlew

Don't be shocked if you see an elderly man in gold spandex cartwheeling down the street! Retime is our local time-turning superhero, and thus far today at least eight people have reported sightings of him for moments or seconds before he cartwheels back into the past. We can't know for sure what dastardly deeds he's seeking justice for today, but reports on his activities indicate that he may have been searching for clues about yesterday's bank robbery. Of course, the police already have suspects in custody, so it's unclear whether they actually need any help. Still, if a real superhero is offering help on the scene, this reporter doesn't se