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Don't be shocked if you see an elderly man in gold spandex cartwheeling down the street! Retime is our local time-turning superhero, and thus far today at least eight people have reported sightings of him for moments or seconds before he cartwheels back into the past. We can't know for sure what dastardly deeds he's seeking justice for today, but reports on his activities indicate that he may have been searching for clues about yesterday's bank robbery. Of course, the police already have suspects in custody, so it's unclear whether they actually need any help. Still, if a real superhero is offering help on the scene, this reporter doesn't se

Tales of Infinium! Starring: Sir Aulle as Zitep the imp Larry as Zielar the imp “Yo, boss-man?” Sir Aulle turned to find Larry, completely without his headphones, looking at him with earnest seriousness. “Yes?” he asked, with some trepidation. “Why is one of my powers ‘being able to wear six items’?” “Because I want to explore all the possibilities.” “It’s dumb,” Larry said firmly. Aulle sighed.  “Everyone says that, they all think I’ve made ‘dumb’ decisions for their characters.  But someone has to take the less impressive abilities.&

A young woman named Leanna loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical lemon pies, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Chicago, and a portrait of Joss Whedon that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby throne for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the m